Wet Dog

$39.95 $19.95


100% Soy Candle
50% of all Profits Go Directly to Animal Shelters
Real scents may vary.
Hilariously Funny USEFUL Gag Gift
Funny Candle, Great Birthday Gift, White Elephant Christmas Gift, Funny Gift



Wet Dog candle. 6″ jar candle 100% natural soy candle. Why buy just a normal, boring chocolate candle? Get a good laugh and buy a Wet Dog candle, all candles we offer are EXACTLY same size candle just different funny names and real pleasant scents.. All candles are 6″ jar soy candle with FREE gift box buy any 3 candles get a upgraded FREE T Shirt..Buy any 2 or more get a FREE T Shirt and FREE Shipping!!

Starting Now, we are adding a FREE T Shirt to each and every order of even just 1 or 2 candles!!
This is for a very limited time so ORDER TODAY.!!. We may stop this at ANY TIME. But if you order TODAY you are guaranteed to get a FREE T Shirt!!
If you order 3 or more candles you get upgraded to our nicer T Shirt that is full color HD quality shirt with printing on both sides
If You order 2 or more you also get FREE SHIPPING!!! Who doesn’t want FREE SHIPPING?!! And also a FREE Gift Box comes with each and every candle for easier gift wrapping….So this is NO Joke! Order TODAY get a FREE T Shirt even with just 1 or 2 candles..Order tomorrow, we might NOT be dong the FREE Shirt!!!
All of our funny candles are presented in a professionally labeled 6″ tall jar, and include a “funky” smelling removable disc. When the joke is over, and laughter has subsided, you can remove and discard the smelly disc, and then light the candle to enjoy the pleasant smelling Chocolate candle.
All of our YankMe Candle gag gift candles are the same size, there are just 15 different funny names and unique, pleasant scents. It is not rocket science, but real simple.
. All candles are delivered with a complimentary gift box.

Buy any 2 or more and get a Free t-shirt + Free Shipping (Special offers like Free T Shirts are automatically applied when we process your order)

SPECIAL OFFER: Buy any 3 candles and get a upgraded Free t-shirt!

Here are some reasons to buy a Wet Dog candle from

*Our candles make great gifts for all occasions, office parties, birthdays, holiday gifts for anyone young and old, weddings or even for divorce celebrations, first dates, BaMitz fa’s (is that how you spell it), First Communion, Fourth of July, etc etc
*Funny names you will not find anywhere else
*Gift box included for easy wrapping
*You are not even reading any of this anyway are you?
*Have a chance to win a Blue Topaz ring, that’s not so bad
*With each candle is a Free ink pen that you can actually write stuff with
*Other smelly candles are just that.. smelly… and you will never burn them, our unique patent pending smelly disc makes it not only usable but enjoyably good stinky
*100& Soy candles are non toxic and clean burning unlike cheap paraffin wax YUCK!
*Soy candles burn cooler and last longer than paraffin. It’s Cool to be Cooler!
*Let’s face it they are just damn funny!! Laughter is the best medicine.!!??
*100% Soy candles are cool. Paraffin candles suck… and can make you puke
*Free pen so you can write stuff with if you can get off your keyboard and you still know how to write
*Great gag gift for all occasions, birthday’s, all holidays, losing your virginity party, you know just about anything
*Win a Free Blue Topaz ring and if you don’t like it sell it for beer money or whatever
*You could spend $20 on stupider stuff and not even get a laugh
*If you have no friends to buy you one, buy yourself one and laugh alone
* Best part is 50% of profits go to helpless animals, man’s best friend..What’s a better cause? Now that is no joke
*Why the heck Not?
*You could waste your money on dumber things that have Zero cause
*Who doesn’t want to laugh?
*Great gag gifts for all occasions or buy yourself one… if you have no friends to give you one
*You could win a semi beautiful Blue ring that you can pawn if you rather have cash
*Life is short But a Candle!!
*Doesn’t matter what we say from now on you stopped reading this 5 minutes ago
*Soy candles are non toxic and won’t kill you like paraffin possibly could maybe someday, over time
*Great value for $16.99 with a gift box included, you could spend that on a sandwich with fries but that won’t make you laugh at all
*And you get a Free ink pen so you can write stuff with it,, or draw whatever you like or whatever you do with a pen
*Buy a stupid candle you cheap skate!
*You could win a kinda beautiful 2k Blue Topaz ring set in 14k white gold valued at almost $1000. Yes 1 lucky person will win this soon and if you don’t want a ring you can maybe sell it and buy something useful..
*Free Gift Box with each candle cause wrapping just a jar looks really bad
*Great gag gift for all occasions, birthday’s, office parties,weddings, divorces, make up’s, break up’s, the 4th of July, …whatever
*Great gag gift for a friend and if you have no friends, buy one for yourself and laugh by yourself and maybe tell yourself jokes even (but only laugh at the one’s you haven’t heard before)
*Great value for only $16.99 so just BUY one you cheapo
*100% soy candles that won’t gunk up your lungs and get black stuff all over your furniture like cheap, junk, crappy paraffin candles
*Best for last, 50% of the profits help animals, now that is NO Joke!!
Where can you buy YankMeCandles? Just here on our web site and a few stores here in Melbourne Florida we can tell you about if you ask. Send us an e mail if you have nothing better to do Thank You

And don’t forget 50% of our profits go to animal shelters, so make someone laugh and please help our great cause. Thank you again

So in conclusion and to repeat a few things you were not paying attention to… this funny candle is a 6″ tall jar with a funky smelling removable disc, when the joke is over you can remove the disc and burn and enjoy the pleasant smelling normal candle. The real candle scent is Chocolate…. All 15 candles we offer are EXACTLY same size candle just different funny names and real pleasant scents.. All candles are 6″ jar soy candle with FREE gift box buy any 2 candles get a FREE T Shirt..Buy any 4 or more get a FREE Upgraded T Shirt and FREE Shipping!!

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Weight 2 lbs

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