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Great Smelling 100% Soy Candle! Scent is Spring Flowers
50% of all Profits Go Directly to Animal Shelters
Real scents may vary.
Hilariously Funny USEFUL Gag Gift
Funny Candle, Great Birthday Gift, White Elephant Christmas Gift, Funny Gift
Pull My Finger
One of the first jokes you learn in Pre school and one of the few things you remember forever from school. Real candle Scent is Spring Flowers.
Why by a normal and BORING flower scented candle when you can buy one with a funny name like Pull My Finger? or one of our other 14 funny candle names
Starting Now, we are adding a FREE T Shirt to each and every order of even just 1 or 2 candles!!
This is for a very limited time so ORDER TODAY.!!. We may stop this at ANY TIME. But if you order TODAY you are gauranteed to get a FREE T Shirt!!
If you order 3 or more candles you get upgraded to our nicer T Shirt that is full color HD quality shirt with printing on both sides
If You order 2 or more you also get FREE SHIPPING!!! Who doesn’t want FREE SHIPPING?!! And also a FREE Gift Box comes with each and every candle for easier gift wrapping….So this is NO Joke! Order TODAY get a FREE T Shirt even with just 1 or 2 candles..Order tomorrow, we might NOT be dong the FREE Shirt!!!
All of our funny candles are presented in a professionally labeled 6″ tall jar, and include a “funky” smelling removable disc. When the joke is over, and laughter has subsided, you can remove and discard the smelly disc, and then light the candle to enjoy the pleasant smelling Flower scented candle.
All of our YankMe Candle gag gift candles are the same size, with different 15 funny names and unique, pleasant scents. All candles are delivered with a complimentary gift box.
SPECIAL OFFER: Buy any 3 candles and get a upgraded Free t-shirt, or buy any 2 or more and get a Free t-shirt + Free Shipping (Special offers like Free T Shirts are automatically applied when we process your order)
Why buy a stupid Pull My Finger candle from www.YankMeCandle.com ?
*You could waste your money on dumber things that have Zero cause
*Who doesn’t want to laugh?
*Great gag gifts for all occasions or buy yourself one… if you have no friends to give you one
*You could win a semi beautiful Blue ring that you can pawn if you rather have cash
*Life is short But a Candle!!
*Soy candles are non toxic and won’t kill you like paraffin possibly could maybe someday, over time
*Great value for $16.99 with a gift box included, you could spend that on a sandwich with fries but that won’t make you laugh at all
*And you get a Free ink pen so you can write stuff with it,, or draw whatever you like or whatever you do with a pen
*Buy a stupid candle you cheap bastard!
*The best for last; we seriously give 50% of our profits to help animals, how cool is that?
Where can you buy YankMeCandles? Just here on our web site www.YankMeCandle.com and a few stores here in Melbourne Florida like Petite Boutique in downtown. Send us an e mail if you have nothing better to do Rick@YankMeCandle.com Thank You
And don’t forget 50% of our profits go to animal shelters, so make someone laugh and please help our great cause. Thank you
This funny candle is a 6″ tall jar with a funky smelling removable disc, when the joke is over you can remove the disc and burn and enjoy the pleasant smelling normal candle. The real candle scent is Spring Flowers…. All 15 candles we offer are EXACTLY same size candle just different funny names and real pleasant scents.. All candles are 6″ jar soy candle with FREE gift box buy any 3 candles get a FREE T Shirt..Buy any 2 or more get a FREE T Shirt and FREE Shipping!!