Great Smelling 100% Soy Candle! Scent is lovely lavender!
50% of all Profits Go Directly to Animal Shelters
Real scents may vary.
Hilariously Funny USEFUL Gag Gift
Funny Candle, Great Birthday Gift, White Elephant Christmas Gift, Funny Gift
Old Man’s Ball’s
Would you really want to see 2 saggy balls to his knees? Baseballs gets the point across… .You got to admit this is pretty freakin funny,!! This is our #1 Seller!! What other people have talked about for funny candle names, we brought to reality!! ..and the real candle scent is lavender but what do old Balls really smell like? who the heck knows,? we will take your word for it if you smell them…But anyway the smelly disc on top of this one is not a poop or fart scent like most of the other candles, it is more like a cheap cologne some old guys might wear kinda like maybe Old Spice…the real candle scent is Real candle scent is lavender so if you like the aroma of Real candle scent is lavender in the morning you will love this new candle scent…
Starting Now, we are adding a FREE T Shirt to each and every order of even just 1 or 2 candles!!
This is for a very limited time so ORDER TODAY.!!. We may stop this at ANY TIME. But if you order TODAY you are guaranteed to get a FREE T Shirt!!
If you order 3 or more candles you get upgraded to our nicer T Shirt that is full color HD quality shirt with printing on both sides
If You order 2 or more you also get FREE SHIPPING!!! Who doesn’t want FREE SHIPPING?!! And also a FREE Gift Box comes with each and every candle for easier gift wrapping….So this is NO Joke! Order TODAY get a FREE T Shirt even with just 1 or 2 candles..Order tomorrow, we might NOT be dong the FREE Shirt!!!
If you buy this candle it will make you happier than a woodpecker in a lumbar yard!! and you will be granted eternal happiness and good health or if not write us a letter and we might give you your money back!!
Why buy a normal and Boring candle with a name like “Strawberry” when you can buy one with a funny name like “Old Man’s Balls” Right?
All of our funny candles are presented in a professionally labeled 6″ tall jar, and include a “funky” smelling removable disc. When the joke is over, and laughter has subsided, you can remove and discard the smelly disc, and then light the candle to enjoy the pleasant smelling Real candle scent is lavender scented candle.
All of our YankMe Candle gag gift candles are the same size, with different 15 funny names and unique, pleasant scents. All candles are delivered with a complimentary gift box.
SPECIAL OFFER: Buy any 3 candles and get a upgraded Free t-shirt, or buy any 2 or more and get a Free t-shirt + Free Shipping (Special offers like Free T Shirts are automatically applied when we process your order)
And don’t forget 50% of our profits go to animal shelters, so make someone laugh and please help our great cause. Thank you for that!
Why buy a funny candle like Old Man’s Balls from www.YankMeCandle.com?
*Cause they are damn funny! Who doesn’t want to laugh?!!
*100% Soy candles are cool. Paraffin candles suck… and might kill you
*Great value for only $19.99
*Free Gift Box for easy gift wrapping
*Free pen so you can write stuff with if you can get off your keyboard
*Great gag gift for all occasions, birthday’s, all holidays, losing your virginity party, you know just about anything
*Win a Free Blue Topaz ring and if you don’t like it sell it for beer money or whatever
*You could spend $20 on stupider stuff and not even get a laugh
*If you have no friends to buy you one, buy yourself one and laugh alone
* Best part is 50% of profits go to helpless animals, man’s best friend..What’s a better cause? Now that is no joke
Where can you buy YankMeCandles? Just here on our web site www.YankMeCandle.com and a few stores here in Melbourne Florida we can tell you about if you ask. Send us an e mail if you have nothing better to do Rick@YankMeCandle.com …Thank You!!
OK one last time in case you were not paying attention. These funny candle is a 6″ tall jar with a funky smelling removable disc, when the joke is over you can remove the disc and burn and enjoy the pleasant smelling normal candle. The real candle scent is like a Real candle scent is lavender
…. All 15 candles we offer are EXACTLY same size candle just different funny names and real pleasant scents.. All candles are 6″ jar soy candle with FREE gift box buy any 3 candles get a FREE T Shirt..Buy any 2 or more get a FREE T Shirt and FREE Shipping!!