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100% Soy Candle! Great Smelling Candle! Scent is Morning Brewed Coffee!
50% of all proceeds go to animal shelters!
Real scents may vary.
These funny named jar candles make for a unique gift for men or women.
These are obviously gag gift candles BUT they are GOOD scented normal candles you can burn and enjoy.
Mud on your butt…poop in your pants…same difference. The removable smelly disc on the top of the jar, smells like a shithouse door on a shrimp boat,,but the real candle scent is Morning Brewed Coffee, which is pretty darn good…if you like coffee that is
Why buy a normal and BORING Coffee scented candle when you can buy one with a funny name like Mudd Butt??
Plus it goes to a great cause..50% goes to animal shelters, So make someone laugh and help a great cause, man’s best friend…a dog, (not a bottle of Jack Daniels)
Starting Now, we are adding a FREE T Shirt to each and every order of even just 1 or 2 candles!!
This is for a very limited time so ORDER TODAY.!!. We may stop this at ANY TIME. But if you order TODAY you are guaranteed to get a FREE T Shirt!!
If you order 3 or more candles you get upgraded to our nicer T Shirt that is full color HD quality shirt with printing on both sides
If You order 2 or more you also get FREE SHIPPING!!! Who doesn’t want FREE SHIPPING?!! And also a FREE Gift Box comes with each and every candle for easier gift wrapping….So this is NO Joke! Order TODAY get a FREE T Shirt even with just 1 or 2 candles..Order tomorrow, we might NOT be dong the FREE Shirt!!!
All of our funny candles are presented in a professionally labeled 6″ tall jar, and include a “funky” smelling removable disc. When the joke is over, and laughter has subsided, you can remove and discard the smelly disc, and then light the candle to enjoy the pleasant smelling Coffee candle.
All of our YankMe Candle gag gift candles are the same size, with different 15 funny names and unique, pleasant scents. All candles are delivered with a complimentary gift box.
SPECIAL OFFER: Buy any 3 candles and get a upgraded Free t-shirt, or buy any 2 or more and get a Free t-shirt + Free Shipping (Special offers like Free T Shirts are automatically applied when we process your order)
Where can you buy YankMeCandles? Just here on our web site www.YankMeCandle.com and a few stores here in Melbourne Florida we can tell you about if you ask. Send us an e mail if you have nothing better to do Rick@YankMeCandle.com
Here are some advantages of buying from www.YankMeCandle.com and why you need Mudd Butt
*Have a chance to win a Blue Topaz ring, that’s not so bad
*With each candle is a Free YankMeCandle.com ink pen that you can actually write stuff with
*Other smelly candles are just that.. smelly… and you will never burn them, our unique patent pending smelly disc makes it not only usable but enjoyably good stinky
*100& Soy candles are non toxic and clean burning unlike cheap paraffin wax junk, who needs oil caked in their lungs?
*Soy candles also burn cooler and last longer than paraffin. It’s Cool to be Cooler!
*Let’s face it they are just damn funny!! Who doesn’t want to laugh!!??
*Our candles make great gifts for all occasions, office parties, birthday’s, holiday gifts for men or women, weddings or even for divorce celebrations, first dates, BaMitzfa’s (is that how you spell it), First Communion, Fourth of July, etc etc
*Funny names you will not find anywhere else
*50% of the profits benefit helpless animals, what is better than that?
*Gift box included for easy wrapping
*You are not even reading any of this anyway, so doesn’t matter what we say now
Where can you buy YankMeCandles? Just here on our web site www.YankMeCandle.com and a few stores here in Melbourne Florida like Melboure Beach Market. Send us an e mail if you have nothing better to do Rick@YankMeCandle.com Thank You
And don’t forget 50% of our profits go to animal shelters, so make someone laugh and please help our great cause. Thank you
so one last reminder, this funny candle is a 6″ tall jar with a funky smelling removable disc, when the joke is over you can remove the disc and burn and enjoy the pleasant smelling normal candle. The real candle scent is Morning Brewed Coffee…. All 15 candles we offer are EXACTLY same size candle just different funny names and real pleasant scents.. All candles are 6″ jar soy candle with FREE gift box buy any candle get a FREE T Shirt..Buy any 2 or more get a FREE T Shirt and FREE Shipping!!