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SPECIAL PROMOTION! FREE T-SHIRT! READ PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
Great Smelling 100% Soy Candle! Real scent is Berry Berry Strawberry.
50% of all Profits Go Directly to Animal Shelters
Real scents may vary.
Hilariously Funny USEFUL Gag Gift
Funny Candle, Great Birthday Gift, White Elephant Christmas Gift, Funny Gift

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Merry Merry DingleBerry

Description

WHY CAN’T EVERYDAY be CHRISTMAS??
We made our first Limited Edition batch of this new candle just for the holidays.
But now because of popular demand we decided to sell it year round as a normal stock candle because it is just a darn funny candle

The real candle scent is STRAWBERRY

So why not make Every day a Holiday!! and make someone laugh while you help our cause for animal shelters..

Why buy a boring normal “Strawberry” scented candle? When you can buy one that is funny as well?

So give someone a good laugh or give yourself a treat…and it goes to a great cause…helpless animals.. Thank You for that..

Starting Now, we are adding a FREE T Shirt to each and every order of even just 1 or 2 candles!!
This is for a very limited time so ORDER TODAY.!!. We may stop this at ANY TIME. But if you order TODAY you are guaranteed to get a FREE T Shirt!!
If you order 3 or more candles you get upgraded to our nicer T Shirt that is full color HD quality shirt with printing on both sides
Who doesn’t want FREE SHIPPING?!! And also a FREE Gift Box comes with each and every candle for easier gift wrapping….So this is NO Joke! Order TODAY get a FREE T Shirt even with just 1 or 2 candles..Order tomorrow, we might NOT be dong the FREE Shirt!!!

Plus if you pass this onto your great grandchildren, who knows?, it may someday become a collector’s item..yeah right..?

All of our funny candles are presented in a professionally labeled 6″ tall jar, and include a “funky” smelling removable disc. When the joke is over, and laughter has subsided, you can remove and discard the smelly disc, and then light the candle to enjoy the pleasant smelling Strawberry candle.
All of our YankMe Candle gag gift candles are the same size, with different 15 funny names and unique, pleasant scents. All candles are delivered with a complimentary gift box.

SPECIAL OFFER: Buy any 3 candles and get a upgraded Free t-shirt, (Special offers like Free T Shirts are automatically applied when we process your order)And don’t forget 50% of our profits go to animal shelters, so make someone laugh and please help our great cause. Thank you

Why buy a funny candle like Merry Merry Dingleberry from www.YankMeCandle.com?

*Cause they are damn funny! Who doesn’t want to laugh?!!
*100% Soy candles are cool. Paraffin candles suck… and might kill you
*Great value!
*Free Gift Box for easy gift wrapping
*Free pen so you can write stuff with if you can get off your keyboard
*Great gag gift for all occasions, birthday’s, all holidays, losing your virginity party, you know just about anything
*Win a Free Blue Topaz ring and if you don’t like it sell it for beer money or whatever
*You could spend $ on stupider stuff and not even get a laugh
*If you have no friends to buy you one, buy yourself one and laugh alone
*Our candles make great gifts for all occasions, office parties, birthday’s, holiday gifts for men or women, weddings or even for divorce celebrations, first dates, BaMitzfa’s (is that how you spell it), First Communion, Fourth of July, etc etc
*Funny names you will not find anywhere else
*50% of the profits benefit helpless animals, what is better than that?
*You are not even reading any of this anyway
*Other smelly candles are just that.. smelly… and you will never burn them, our unique patent pending smelly disc makes it not only usable but enjoyably good stinky
*100& Soy candles are non toxic and clean burning unlike cheap paraffin wax BLAH!
*Soy candles burn cooler and last longer than paraffin. It’s Cool to be Cooler!
* Best part is 50% of profits go to helpless animals, man’s best friend..What’s a better cause? Now that is no joke

So to recap this funny candle is a 6″ tall jar with a funky smelling removable disc, when the joke is over you can remove the disc and burn and enjoy the pleasant smelling normal candle. The real candle scent is Strawberry…. All 15 candles we offer are EXACTLY same size candle just different funny names and real pleasant scents.. All candles are 6″ jar soy candle with FREE gift box buy any 3 candles get a FREE Upgraded T Shirt..

Where can you buy YankMeCandles? Just here on our web site www.YankMeCandle.com and a few stores here in Melbourne Florida we can tell you about if you ask. Send us an email if you have nothing better to do Rick@YankMeCandle.com Thank You

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Weight 2 lbs

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