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Great Smelling 100% Soy Candle. Real candle Scent is Gardenia Garden.
50% of all Profits Go Directly to Animal Shelters
Real scents may vary.
Hilariously Funny USEFUL Gag Gift
Funny Candle, Great Birthday Gift, White Elephant Christmas Gift, Funny Gift
Kitty Litter Krunch
Nuttier than a port-a-poddy at a peanut festival!!! Our latest new edition candle. We finally have a Cat candle. For all you cat lovers.
This one is just damn funny what else can we say.? Real candle Scent is Nutty Coconut.
Starting Now, we are adding a FREE T Shirt to each and every order of even just 1 or 2 candles!!
This is for a very limited time so ORDER TODAY.!!. We may stop this at ANY TIME. But if you order TODAY you are gauranteed to get a FREE T Shirt!!
If you order 3 or more candles you get upgraded to our nicer T Shirt that is full color HD quality shirt with printing on both sides
If You order 2 or more you also get FREE SHIPPING!!! Who doesn’t want FREE SHIPPING?!! And also a FREE Gift Box comes with each and every candle for easier gift wrapping….So this is NO Joke! Order TODAY get a FREE T Shirt even with just 1 or 2 candles..Order tomorrow, we might NOT be dong the FREE Shirt!!!
Why by a normal and BORING Coconut scented candle when you can buy one with a funny name like Kitty Litter Krunch? or one of our 14 other funny candle names. Plus we donate 50% to animal shelters!!
All of our funny candles are presented in a professionally labeled 6″ tall jar, and include a “funky” smelling removable disc. When the joke is over, and laughter has subsided, you can remove and discard the smelly disc, and then light the candle to enjoy the pleasant smelling Coconut candle.
All of our YankMe Candle gag gift candles are the same size, with different 15 funny names and unique, pleasant scents. All candles are delivered with a complimentary gift box.
SPECIAL OFFER: Buy any 3 candles and get a upgraded Free t-shirt, or buy any 2 or more and get a Free t-shirt + Free Shipping (Special offers like Free T Shirts are automatically applied when we process your order)
Why the heck you should buy a Kitty Litter Krunch candle from www.YankMeCandle.com
*Our candles make great gifts for all occasions, office parties, birthday’s, holiday gifts for men or women, weddings or even for divorce celebrations, first dates, BaMitzfa’s (is that how you spell it), First Communion, Fourth of July, etc etc
*Funny names you will not find anywhere else
*50% of the profits benefit helpless animals, what is better than that?
*Gift box included for easy wrapping
*You are not even reading any of this anyway
*Have a chance to win a Blue Topaz ring, that’s not so bad
*With each candle is a Free YankMeCandle.com ink pen that you can actually write stuff with
*Other smelly candles are just that.. smelly… and you will never burn them, our unique patent pending smelly disc makes it not only usable but enjoyably good stinky
*100& Soy candles are non toxic and clean burning unlike cheap paraffin wax BLAH!
*Soy candles burn cooler and last longer than paraffin. It’s Cool to be Cooler!
*Let’s face it they are just damn funny!! Who doesn’t want to laugh!!??
Where can you buy YankMeCandles? Just here on our web site www.YankMeCandle.com and a few stores here in Melbourne Florida we can tell you about if you ask. Send us an e mail if you have nothing better to do Rick@YankMeCandle.com Thank You
And don’t forget 50% of our profits go to animal shelters, so make someone laugh and please help our great cause. Thank you
So once again this funny candle is a 6″ tall jar with a funky smelling removable disc, when the joke is over you can remove the disc and burn and enjoy the pleasant smelling normal 100% Soy candle. The real candle scent is Coconut …. All 15 candles we offer are EXACTLY same size candle just different funny names and real pleasant scents.. All candles are 6″ jar soy candle with FREE gift box buy any candle and get a FREE T Shirt..Buy any 2 or more get a FREE T Shirt and FREE Shipping!!