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Great Smelling 100% Soy Candle. Real candle Scent is Heavenly Holly
50% of all Profits Go Directly to Animal Shelters
Real scents may vary.
Hilariously Funny USEFUL Gag Gift
Funny Candle, Great Birthday Gift, White Elephant Christmas Gift, Funny Gift
A Dutch Oven is One thing you DON’T want your mate to do while under the covers (fart)….real candle scent is Marvelous Mint.
Why buy a normal and BORING Mint candle when you can get one that will make you laugh!!! Plus it is for a great cause! Every candle sold helps save an animal’s life!
Starting now, we are adding a FREE T Shirt to each and every order of even just 1 or 2 candles!!
This is for a very limited time so ORDER TODAY! We may stop this at ANY TIME. But if you order TODAY you are guaranteed to get a FREE T Shirt!!
If you order 3 or more candles you get upgraded to our nicer T Shirt that is full color HD quality shirt with printing on both sides
If You order 2 or more you also get FREE SHIPPING!!! Who doesn’t want FREE SHIPPING?!! And also a FREE Gift Box comes with each and every candle for easier gift wrapping….So this is NO Joke! Order TODAY gets a FREE T Shirt even with just 1 or 2 candles. Order tomorrow, we might NOT be dong the FREE Shirt!!!
You could WIN a FREE 2k Blue Topaz Ring set in 14k white Gold inside one of the candles. As you burn it a lucky person will find about 1 inch from the top of the jar the ring just sitting there waiting to be found. Around the Topaz stone are some small diamonds you can hardly see but they are there haha the retail value of the ring is close to a grand, so what the heck? You could be a lucky winner, As soon as someone finds it and hopefully let’s us know, guess what? We will put another one in for the next guy
All of our funny candles are presented in a professionally labeled 6″ tall jar, and include a “funky” smelling removable disc. When the joke is over, and laughter has subsided, you can remove and discard the patent pending smelly disc, and then light the candle to enjoy the pleasant smelling Marvelous Mint candle.
All of our Yank Me Candle gag gift candles are the same size, just different 15 funny names and unique, pleasant scents. It is that simple. All candles are delivered with a complimentary gift box.
SPECIAL OFFER: Buy any 3 candles and get a upgraded Free t-shirt! (Special offers like Free T Shirts are automatically applied when we process your order)
Why buy a funny candle like Dutch Oven from www.YankMeCandle.com?
*Cause they are damn funny! Who doesn’t want to laugh?!!
*100% Soy candles are cool. Paraffin candles suck… and might kill you
*Great value for only $19.99
*Free Gift Box for easy gift wrapping
*Free pen so you can write stuff with if you can get off your keyboard
*Great gag gift for all occasions, birthday’s, all holidays, losing your virginity party, you know just about anything
*Win a Free Blue Topaz ring and if you don’t like it sell it for beer money or whatever
*You could spend $19.99 on stupider stuff and not even get a laugh
*If you have no friends to buy you one, buy yourself one and laugh alone
* Best part is 50% of profits go to helpless animals, man’s best friend. What’s a better cause? Now that is no joke
Where can you buy YankMeCandles? Just here on our web site www.YankMeCandle.com and a few stores here in Melbourne Florida like Glitter Alley in downtown Melbourne FL. Send us an email if you have nothing better to do!
So once again cause you probably were not paying attention or even reading this far. These are semi funny candles in a 6″ tall jar with a funky smelling removable disc, when the joke is over you can remove the disc and burn and enjoy the pleasant smelling normal candle. The real candle scent is Marvelous Mint…. All of the candles we offer are EXACTLY same size candle just different funny names and real pleasant scents… All candles are 6″ jar soy candle with a FREE gift box! Buy any 2 or more get a FREE T Shirt and FREE Shipping!!! Thank you!! You can go back to sleep now