Great Smelling 100% Soy Candle! Scent is Magical Mimosa!
50% of all Profits Go Directly to Animal Shelters
Real scents may vary.
Hilariously Funny USEFUL Gag Gift
Funny Candle, Great Birthday Gift, White Elephant Christmas Gift, Funny Gift
Collected from our finest dogs at the local animal shelter…our removable patent pending smelly disc on the top of this candle smells so bad it would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon,,but the Real candle scent is Magical Mimosa and that smells awesome
Why by a normal and BORING Mimosa scented candle when you can buy one with a funny name like Dog Vomit?
Starting today Now, we are adding a FREE T Shirt to each and every order of even just 1 or 2 candles!!
This is for a very limited time so ORDER TODAY.!!. We may stop this at ANY TIME. But if you order TODAY you are guaranteed to get a FREE T Shirt!!
If you order 3 or more candles you get upgraded to our nicer T Shirt that is full color HD quality shirt with printing on both sides
If You order 2 or more you also get FREE SHIPPING!!! Who doesn’t want FREE SHIPPING?!! And also a FREE Gift Box comes with each and every candle for easier gift wrapping….So this is NO Joke! Order TODAY get a FREE T Shirt even with just 1 or 2 candles..Order tomorrow, we might NOT be dong the FREE Shirt!!!
All of our funny candles are presented in a professionally labeled 6″ tall jar, and include a “funky” smelling removable disc. When the joke is over, and laughter has subsided, you can remove and discard the smelly disc, and then light the candle to enjoy the pleasant smelling Magical Mimosa candle.
All of our YankMe Candle gag gift candles are the same size, with different 15 funny names and unique, pleasant scents. This isn’t rocket science guys, just 15 funny candle names is it. All candles are delivered with a complimentary gift box.
Why buy a Dog Vomit candle from www.YankMeCandle.com?
*You could win a kinda beautiful 2k Blue Topaz ring set in 14k white gold valued at almost $1000. Yes 1 lucky person will win this soon and if you don’t want a ring you can maybe sell it and buy something useful..
*You could spend you money on worse things and not even get a laugh
*Free Gift Box with each candle cause wrapping just a jar looks really bad
*Great gag gift for all occasions, birthday’s, office parties,weddings, divorces, make up’s, break up’s, the 4th of July, …whatever
*And a Free ink pen is included, you can write all kinds of things with this incredible plastic pen
*Great gag gift for a friend and if you have no friends, buy one for yourself and laugh by yourself and maybe tell yourself jokes even (but only laugh at the one’s you havn’t heard before)
*Great value for only $19.99 so just BUY one you cheapo
*100% soy candles that won’t gunk up your lungs and get black stuff all over your furniture like cheap crappy paraffin candles
*Best for last, 50% of the profits help animals, now that is NO Joke!!
SPECIAL OFFER: Buy any 3 candles and get a upgraded Free t-shirt, or buy any 2 or more and get a Free t-shirt + Free Shipping (Special offers like Free T Shirts are automatically applied when we process your order)
And don’t forget 50% of our profits go to animal shelters, so make someone laugh and please help our great cause. Thank you
Where can you buy YankMeCandles? Just here on our web site www.YankMeCandle.com and a few stores here in Melbourne Florida like Hot Flixx… Send us an e mail if you have nothing better to do Rick@YankMeCandle.com Thank You
Ok so to repeat a few highlights, funny candle is a 6″ tall jar with a nasty smelling removable disc, when the joke is over you can remove the disc and burn and enjoy the pleasant smelling normal candle. The real candle scent is Magical Mimosa…. All 15 candles we offer are EXACTLY same size candle just different funny names and real pleasant scents.. All candles are 6″ jar soy candle with FREE gift box buy any candle get a FREE T Shirt..Buy any 2 or more get a FREE T Shirt and FREE Shipping!!