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How It Works

Here is the catch! These are obviously gag gift candles BUT they are GOOD scented normal candles you can burn and enjoy. As you open the lid you notice inside is a disc inserted inside the jar. This is a funny smelling BAD scented disc. So when opening the jar REMOVE our patent pending smelly disc and then you can then burn and enjoy the normal candle. Who would want to smell a poop scented candle....right?

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“ NOT YOUR GRANDMA’S RECIPE! ”

100% SOY CANDLES, no cheap paraffin used!

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Cheap Hoar


Week Old body odor...but what do you expect on the Vegas strip?...at 3A.M....and 105 degrees...and for 20 bucks! The real scent is Very Berry Strawberry

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Dog Vomit


Collected from our finest dogs at our local animal shelter. Real scent is Magical Mimosa.

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Skid Marks


Skid marks on the road visual looks much better than poop smear in your undies. Scent is Gardenia Garden.

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Urinal Mints


Urinal Mints or Urinal cakes whatever you call the things you pee on...ah..the sweet smell of trying to cover up a nasty men's room smell. Scent is Wango Tango Mango.

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Dirty Sanchez


A poop smear mustache. Use your imagination to decide what appendage was used to extract the poop...Scent is Chocolate Mouse.

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Dutch Oven


One thing you DON'T want your mate to do while under the covers is fart....Scent is Marvelous Mint.

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Mud Butt


Mud on your butt...poop in your pants...same difference. Scent is Morning Brewed Coffee.

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Grandma’s Fart


A fart is bad enough but you don't need a visual of your grandma farting stuck in your head all day. Scent is Peaches n cream.

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Smell My Nuts


This one is just damn funny what else can we say. Scent is Nutty Coconut.

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Pete’s Feet


Smells more like Pete's Ass but Pete's Feet rhymes better....Scent is Heavenly Holly.

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Old Man’s Balls


Would you really want to see two saggy balls to his knees? Baseballs gets the point across and the candle scent is Daisy cause they smell like Daisy's.

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Pull My Finger


One of the first jokes you learn in Pre school and one of the few things you remember forever from school. Scent is Spring Flowers.

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